So ... do you like stuff?
Really? Me too! What a crazy random happenstance!
Guess what? You can find *a lot* of stuff here. Yay!
“I don’t take a lot of that “you’re so hot” stuff seriously. I’m a really goofy odd little person and people will discover that eventually. For instance, I only wear black because I’m a slob. In fact, I only wear clothes that don’t show spilled coffee. I’m one of the most flawed people. I woke up this morning and broke the phone by falling over.”